Sible Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

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Sibling Jokes More Sibling Jokes

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

Who's there! Anderson! Anderson who?

Anderson and daughter came too!

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Cis Jokes More Cis Jokes