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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

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Russian Soldier Jokes More Russian Soldier Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Transgend Person Jokes More Transgend Person Jokes

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

Sibling Jokes More Sibling Jokes

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!