Sible Jokes

What does a transgender person call their sibling?

Little cis

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

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Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

Fine Brother Jokes More Fine Brother Jokes

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.