Sible Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Well Jokes More Well Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Cis Jokes More Cis Jokes

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies...

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.