My toe sis!
Count the stripes on his track pants.
You're my brother in arms!
A Trans Pacific Partnership
Umbros
Fine brothers
Because he tried to get fresh.
He didn't play well with udders.
An outlet
Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...
In a snowbank!
He wanted cold hard cash!
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Juan v Juan
She answers "My big toes".
Mitosis!