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Sible Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

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I Love Pizza & You

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What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

Sibling Jokes More Sibling Jokes

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

Toe Sis Jokes More Toe Sis Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What do you call money on drugs?

A high five...

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.