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Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

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Transgend Person Jokes More Transgend Person Jokes

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V?

Because they are always V-triggered

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.