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Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Tumblr User Jokes More Tumblr User Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

Transgend Person Jokes More Transgend Person Jokes