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What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

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Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Nunavut Jokes More Nunavut Jokes

How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.