It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
A pizza can feed a family of four
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
You hang around here while I go on ahead.
At a crow bar.
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
He died on the cross!
I've been framed.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.