What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

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What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.