Because the SeaWeed..
A sun bath.
Don't pay the water bill.
From a well, actually...
Water you doing here
A fish tank!
Tap water
She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.
An inconsistensea.
Pupil: Stop taking baths
"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
Because it was water before it was cool.
When it's piping hot.
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Jockey and Jill!
Just add water.
Drop the base.
Castro bread upon the waters!
Bob
ISIS
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!
Because they don't want the siren to die.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.
I put soap and water in there every day...
Because it's too salty.
A road
So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."
Just water
Water...
FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant
Ducts out of water...
Dry ice lacks of water.
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
Shhhhhhh.
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
Oh no, my ice cracked!
Because its in the middle of water!!!
I'm wringing wet.
The Specific Ocean
Because he enjoys living in denial.
Because he was a little horse
Water.
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
They add another coat.
Pepper water makes them sneeze.
Because they would sneeze in pepper water.
Because he's a cross product.
He didn't like the Pilate
Spring water
Spring water.
Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.
Double jointed.
His wife and kids.
You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling
All three of them.
Five six seven eight!
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
It's gone.
