Steamroller Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the longest movie of all time?

8 mile

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon