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Steamroller Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Dynamic Duo Jokes More Dynamic Duo Jokes

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian