Steamroller Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.