Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
Curses! Foil again!
Flatman and Ribbon
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
Because he was out standing in his field.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Flatman and Ribbon!
Flatman and Ribbon.
They both crustaceans
A crustacean.
Curses, foiled again!
Because it was white and on his land!
Crabs on your organ
Because he's shellfish!
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
Because he's a sinner.
