Steamroller Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field