Steamroller Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Korean Jokes More Korean Jokes

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.