What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

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What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.