Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
A grand piano.
Because women are right.
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
Because he got tired.
Where monkeys sleep.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
