Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
On a blind date!
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
Because he was SO-DIMM!
Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
Half Life 3 Confirmed!
When you marry her as a billionaire.
5 minutes talk to wife.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
A tail pail!
A cud thud!
Michael Bae
Christopher No-LAN
Trust Me...
Pilot season
