Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
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He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
Pilot season
Cheap labor.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
The stove.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
A grand piano.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
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