How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

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Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.