Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's
Michael Jackson the third.
