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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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What does a French truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!