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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!