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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!