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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!