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What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.