What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it