What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

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What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.