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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.