Sponsor Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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W Jokes More W Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.