Sponsor Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.