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What would happen if James Bond took Viagra?

He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.