Declaration Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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West Africa Jokes More West Africa Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Who declared west africa ebola-free?

Who declared west africa ebola-free.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Bill Gates Jokes More Bill Gates Jokes

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

How did the octopus go to the war?

Well armed...

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary