Microbiologist Jokes

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

World Jokes More World Jokes

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!