What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.