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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.