What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

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What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.