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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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Malteasers

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What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.