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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.