What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

Because they would all surrender.