What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.