Toulouse Jokes

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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What is the favorite number of French potheads?

80

What's a French egg's favourite airforce?

L'oueftwaffe.