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Toulouse Jokes

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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Why don't the French like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.