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Toulouse Jokes

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart