Toulouse
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
Claude
They don't understand the concept of charging.
Linoleum blown apart