Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.
One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
Noone cares.
They both can't reach really far.
He told her he *can't elope*.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
When your bald!
Barberians.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
