30 Year Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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Stalemate Jokes More Stalemate Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

6 Month Old Jokes More 6 Month Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!