30 Year Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

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What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.