30 Year Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

Laffy Taffy Wrapper Jokes More Laffy Taffy Wrapper Jokes

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Formaldehyde Jokes More Formaldehyde Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam