30 Year Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

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6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

Laffy Taffy Jokes More Laffy Taffy Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.