The real joke is always in the comments!
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
Ten tickles.
You dye a little on the inside.
Because everyone was a goblin
Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
Saddle-lite TV
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
All of them.
"Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today
By how often he ripostes.
Removed
They don't believe in higher powers.
To Whom It May Concern
