His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
All of them.
Reflection
The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up.
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.
Fedora Linux!
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
Just one more guys I promise.
It's already run out of battery.
Hell if I know.
Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.
On television!