Real Joke Jokes

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

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Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

Removed

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Redditer Jokes More Redditer Jokes

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Where do shadowbanned Redditors go?

To the PAO Camp.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.