What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.