What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.