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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.