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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!