A whole chuck-load.
Go chuck itself of course.
You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris
Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
At the whale weigh station of course.
Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear
All of them.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
The psycho-path!
It's a lot of dam work.
He only had Non-Stick pans.
Dam.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.