Woodchuck Jokes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.