A whole chuck-load.
Go chuck itself of course.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs
Because they wooden go.
Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
They never want to log off.
None because only beavers give a dam.
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Free of charge, of course.
A reflex of course.
He just couldn't give a dam.
Dam-it!
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!