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Woodchuck Jokes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs