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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Philosophy Major Jokes More Philosophy Major Jokes

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.