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I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
Let us spray!" replied the other.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
People that would use said word can't read.
Talk in your sleep.
A master baiter