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I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
Nun.
The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."
I replied "Typo".
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
I Excel at it.
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Play ball.