Microsoft Office Jokes

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Because they are out standing in their field.

I Excel at it.

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

Post office.

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Thanks for the mammaries!

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."