Microsoft Office Jokes

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I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

Whichever you'll excel in, son.

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

He replied......It's hard

He asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)