Microsoft Office Jokes

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Ridley Scott.

It's mistaken for granite.

Formula bar

Because they are out standing in their field.

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

He replied "They fit like a glove."

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.