A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.
Hello hello.
A super-fish-oil wound
Between the head and the tail!
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
He Shatner.
Hello. Hello.
Marry her.
They went on stroke.
Because everyone knows they give good *head*.
An animal that talks your head off.
The handycap.
You have to hollow out the head.
You've got eyes on the back of your head!
Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
The doctor said it was all in her head
Because she had an interest in the principal.
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
A penny.
A 20 dollar bill
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
You don't want to look down.
On the side of his head.
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
A man laughing his head off.
A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head
He's been chasing parked cars.
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
He couldn't get a head.
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
Their peckers are on their heads.
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
An Easter bunnet!
Ptera Don
Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.
Urine over your head!
Sister Matic!
A coin!
The tomato was in a can.
Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
He was heading west.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Nirvana
Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*
Anne apple just fell on my head!
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
Because you have to hollow out the head.
Standing on his head!
Marblehead
I blame my shelf
Ray!
A $20 bill
Facial Hare
They both go over your head.
Because they always fly over everyone's head.
A horse and rider.
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
A tiger moth!
Because their heads are so far from their bodies.
Ice caps!
Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.
Head and shoulders.
The deceased!
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
Down for the count!
He was turning things over in his mind.
Jack
Sister-Matic
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
A firm grip on the back of her head.
A seasoned traveller.
Brainwashed.
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
Doug
He would never leave his woes behind.
Hi, hi, hi.
Lice. Lice, maybe.
Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
A pillow
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
Chasing parked cars.
To keep her head warm.
This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
Scott!
A wind tunnel!
She's almost as smart as a man.
He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it
Surprise subtext.
He wasn't properly heir conditioned.
When they lose their haunting licenses.
It never happens just once.
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
Because it's just-ice
Just ice.
They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
A STD.
Okay men, get on the ship.
