A penny.
A 20 dollar bill
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
You don't want to look down.
On the side of his head.
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
A man laughing his head off.
A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head
He's been chasing parked cars.
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
He couldn't get a head.
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
Their peckers are on their heads.
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
An Easter bunnet!
Ptera Don
Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.
Urine over your head!
Sister Matic!
A coin!
The tomato was in a can.
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
He was heading west.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Nirvana
Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*
Anne apple just fell on my head!
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Standing on his head!
Marblehead
I blame my shelf
Ray!
A $20 bill
Facial Hare
They both go over your head.
A horse and rider.
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
A tiger moth!
Because their heads are so far from their bodies.
Ice caps!
Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.
Head and shoulders.
The deceased!
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Down for the count!
He was turning things over in his mind.
Jack
Sister-Matic
A firm grip on the back of her head.
A seasoned traveller.
Brainwashed.
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
Doug
He would never leave his woes behind.
Hi, hi, hi.
Lice. Lice, maybe.
Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
Because you have to hollow out the head.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
A pillow
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
To keep her head warm.
This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
Scott!
Your head hits the ceiling!
Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
They peng-win
Society.
Eclipse it.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!
Hello friend!
A two-weeker
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
A snowfake.
Because he heard the snowblower was coming.
Stoner!
