Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -