Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.
A door to door salesman!
Depends how hard you throw them.
A hatchback.
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
