What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

What's Jared's favorite side dish?

Megan slaw

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.