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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Pinocchio Jokes More Pinocchio Jokes

Why is Pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.