Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite

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What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.