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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

Where is Pinocchio's website?

On the splinternet.

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.