Klondike Jokes

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Lesbian Eskimos Jokes More Lesbian Eskimos Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What do you call lesbian eskimos?

Klondykes

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.