What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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