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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

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Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!