What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!

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Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

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What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip