What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!