What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.