Montreal Canadians Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal