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Montreal Canadians Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Marijuana Addict Jokes More Marijuana Addict Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Montreal Jokes More Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.