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Montreal Canadians Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!