Montreal Canadians Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

You might also enjoy:

Montreal Jokes More Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who drives it?

The officer.

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

Marijuana Addict Jokes More Marijuana Addict Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma