Montreal Canadians Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

Marijuana Addict Jokes More Marijuana Addict Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Montreal Jokes More Montreal Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.