Brain Surgeon Jokes

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

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What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games?

To be put out.

Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking