Brain Surgeon Jokes

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

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What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

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What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard