Brain Surgeon Jokes

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

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What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because Egypt his tooth.

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!