Brain Surgeon Jokes

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

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What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!