Boba Fett Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical?

Toluene

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's black and does not work?

Decaf Coffee

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.