Boba Fett Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical?

Toluene

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A rebel without applause.

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Ewoks

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He Ran Solo...

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Because he was hunting Solo.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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Why did the bees go on strike?

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They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.