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Boba Fett Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical?

Toluene

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Because he's solo.

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A Han Solo performance.

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He Ran Solo...

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No solo.

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Who is driving the car?

The police.

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Coupe

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness

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Han Solo

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!