Boba Fett Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical?

Toluene

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.