Boba Fett Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical?

Toluene

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

Solo Jokes More Solo Jokes

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.