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Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.