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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.