Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.