Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!