What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

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Snowballs!

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.