What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.