What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

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What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.