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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What di you call a snowman in May?

A puddle!

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.