Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

Because it is two-tyred.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.