Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

Because it is two-tyred.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Poorly Dress Man Jokes More Poorly Dress Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.