Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

Because it is two-tyred.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

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What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

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What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Why did the pillow cross the road?

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Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

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Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!