Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

Because it is two-tyred.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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His tricycle will be parked outside.

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Why did the train get hit by lighting?

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

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It was 2 tired...

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Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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They could be stalking you!

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

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