Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

Because it is two-tyred.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

Exception Jokes More Exception Jokes

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Tricycle Jokes More Tricycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes?

Bike-curious

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Poorly Dress Man Jokes More Poorly Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.