SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Because the chicken was having a day off!
To be on the safe side!
A road
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Cosecant
Because he got hit by a car.
To get to the other bride.
Because it was the chickens day off.
To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*
Because it's a chicken.
Because that's what they did last year.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
A cold shoulder.
Because it was down hill!
To change sides.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
To go with the traffic jam.
Because he had no guts.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Out of bounce.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Because he ate too much of them.
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
Deterrent.
Because he was always spotted.
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them
If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
Because they are missing two towers.
A firequacker.
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
