Sushi could get to the other side.
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
A bear-icade
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Because it was a lame joke.
There was a traffic jam.
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
His friends egged him on
Because it was a double-crosser
A presidestrian
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
It doesn't matter.
By sticking to the chicken's foot.
To get to the other tide.
In a bucket.
So the other side could get to him
So you'll never know which side he's on.
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
Because he was bean stalked.....
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
The eggrolled
To get out of this town.
A rackless driver...
Dead.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
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There are skidmarks before the dog.
To get to his website!
To get to the other cider.
Hit the road, Jack.
In a bucket
To get away from the PETA convention.
To get to the Other side
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Because the chicken was having a day off!
To be on the safe side!
A road
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Cosecant
Because he got hit by a car.
To get to the other bride.
Because it was the chickens day off.
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*
Because it's a chicken.
Because that's what they did last year.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
A cold shoulder.
Because it was down hill!
To change sides.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
To go with the traffic jam.
Because he had no guts.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them
She wanted to lay it on the line.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.
When he has sufficient grounds
Air to the bone
An orthopedic sturgeon.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Cause it got al dente'd up!
Everywhere
Because he ate too much of them.
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
Because the didn't have the guts to do it.
Bon'nichiwa
