He wanted to lay it on the line!
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
It didn't like being double crossed.
Where there is a fork in the road.
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
The road.
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
To go to the Gun Store!!
Steer clear
To get to the Reich side
He was snowed in.
Because it was a little chicken.
Because he crosses everything.
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
It has low shoulders.
To cross the border into Canada.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
To get to the second-hand shop.
Because there were "Too Many Cooks".
She was worried the egg would get there first.
He was two-tired...
Sushi could get to the other side.
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
A bear-icade
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Because it was a lame joke.
There was a traffic jam.
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
His friends egged him on
Because it was a double-crosser
A presidestrian
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
It doesn't matter.
By sticking to the chicken's foot.
To get to the other tide.
In a bucket.
So the other side could get to him
So you'll never know which side he's on.
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
Because he was bean stalked.....
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
The eggrolled
To get out of this town.
A rackless driver...
Dead.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!
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There are skidmarks before the dog.
Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
To get to his website!
To get to the other cider.
Hit the road, Jack.
In a bucket
To get away from the PETA convention.
To get to the Other side
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Because the chicken was having a day off!
To be on the safe side!
A road
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Cosecant
Because he got hit by a car.
To get to the other bride.
Because it was the chickens day off.
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Because it's a chicken.
Because that's what they did last year.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
A cold shoulder.
Because it was down hill!
To change sides.
To go to /r/antijokes
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
To go with the traffic jam.
Because he had no guts.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
So she can be pardoned.
Pardon me.
On a quantum level, there is no difference.
He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"
Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
He had to wait in a Q!
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.
It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them
Ceasefire
Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.
