Because your mom was on the other side..
Let's be avenue.'
It got stuck to the chicken.
Because a tuna can!
Because ah, the egg roll.
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Who cares.
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
The breakdown lane.
To say hello from the other side.
To say Hello from the other side
The Pyscho**path**
It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
I don't know. Neither did she!
Hey forget about it
WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
He was rushin'
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
Cause I stepped on it.
The punchline for this joke is 0.99$
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
A bowl-ivard
For me it's three weeks.
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
To break on through to the other side.
A wounded cheesie.
Because of you.
To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.
To get to the other... *sigh*
Because he never really was on your side.
No guts.
Too many plot holes.
A Moles Royce.
Just for the halibut.
Look out for the mice!
Sing* Hello from the other side!
To get to the other bride!
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Walking Jk rolling
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Because chicken came to his side.
He wanted to lay it on the line!
It didn't like being double crossed.
Where there is a fork in the road.
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
The road.
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
Steer clear
He was snowed in.
Because it was a little chicken.
Because he crosses everything.
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
It has low shoulders.
To cross the border into Canada.
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
To get to the second-hand shop.
Because there were "Too Many Cooks".
She was worried the egg would get there first.
He was two-tired...
Sushi could get to the other side.
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
A bear-icade
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Because it was a lame joke.
There was a traffic jam.
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
His friends egged him on
Because it was a double-crosser
A presidestrian
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
It doesn't matter.
By sticking to the chicken's foot.
To get to the other tide.
In a bucket.
So the other side could get to him
So you'll never know which side he's on.
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
Because he was bean stalked.....
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
The eggrolled
To get out of this town.
A rackless driver...
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
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There are skidmarks before the dog.
To get to his website!
To get to the other cider.
Hit the road, Jack.
To get away from the PETA convention.
To get to the Other side
The awning. I know, I'm sorry.
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
I didn't do it on porpoise.
Ja-scusi.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Let's bond!
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
