Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!