Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where'd you get him?

The parrot replies, "Africa".

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

What's the capital of Greece?

The G

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.