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Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

What do you call poppies from eastern Africa?

Ethiopium

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Hunger Strike Jokes More Hunger Strike Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.