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Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

France Jokes More France Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Chile Jokes More Chile Jokes

Who's there! Chile! Chile who?

Chile out tonight!

World Hunger Jokes More World Hunger Jokes

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.