What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.