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What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.