What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.