What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored