Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

Previous Random Joke Next
Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.