Pose Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where did the Candian pirate live?

Ont**ARR**io

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)