Pose Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.