Pose Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Ugly Man Jokes More Ugly Man Jokes

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.