Pose Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Ugly Man Jokes More Ugly Man Jokes

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.