Pose Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Yoga Jokes More Yoga Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.