Decom-pose.
Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
So he could protect and serve.
Battered shrimp.
A duck.... with hiccups.
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WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors
Snowballs
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
A small child paralyzed from the waist up.
Your spine.
They both contain locked up loonies!
Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
There's no place like OM.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
The Daily Moos.