Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

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Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

How do people with acid reflux complain?

Errr mer GERD

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna