Small Child Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

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Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.