Small Child Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.