A small child paralyzed from the waist up.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Michael Jackson
Amanda the table!
They couldn't find a table.
Because people are dying to get in.
Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Because he bawled.
Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
A tearjerker
They both paralyze Superman
They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.
Who cares? It's a relephant.
A gorilla with a machine gun.
They're ape purists
He only wears Rolex around his waist.
A waist of time *door closes on way out*
