What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.