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What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."