What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!