Kellogg Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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They both make pop tarts.

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What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.