Kellogg Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Pop Tart Jokes More Pop Tart Jokes

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p