Kellogg Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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Pop Tart Jokes More Pop Tart Jokes

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.