Kellogg Jokes

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

Pop Tart Jokes More Pop Tart Jokes

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.