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Short Legged Cow Jokes

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

Ilene.

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.