Short Legged Cow Jokes

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.