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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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What do you get from a short-legged cow?

Dragon milk!

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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Deja Moo!

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How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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Ilene.

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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.